This was last night...
My Sister- the Snorer.
Horror of horrors:
My sister's a snorer.
She snuffles
and growls
and makes all sorts of sounds.
Unnatural,
un-soundly,
and completely astounding
are the harumphs
and bronkle-humphs
that
into my ears are resounding.
I just want to sleep
but can't count to sheep-
or hear their little bleats-
as I lie between the sheets
because of her abominable,
insurmountable,
COMPLETELY UN-DROWN-OUT-ABLE
snoring.
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